Getting dinner with a friend

These fries are so good, it’s the Cajun seasoning that does it for me, I cried myself to sleep last night, I’ve got baby fever but only when I’m around Aaron, does that mean anything? we should get another round, you know, I’ve never had a casual drink in my life, it’s blackout or nothing, it’s true I’ve seen you throw up in the street and head back into the bar for another round, I wish it didn’t require so much math to get near the stars, wait let me show you a picture of the black forest cake I made last night, wow it looks so good, I know you’ve always been a baker, we really should move to the country and take care of rabbits and leave pies to cool on the windowsill like they do in cartoons, look at this cute green sundress I got, it literally screams let’s run through a field of daisies, I’m so glad it’s stopped raining, this is the first time I’ve left my apartment in weeks, I’ve been in a sitcom hole, I try not to think about the real life of actors, I read Matthew Perry’s autobiography and it made me sad, annoyed, grossed out, exasperated, and sympathetic, all at the same time, do you want to go to dodgeball tonight? I can’t, the new antipsychotic I’m on makes me so dizzy I can’t even look upwards, or I’ll fall over, I have to get up really slowly, like an old person, I literally carry around a blood pressure kit in my purse to make sure I don’t just faint on the street, why won’t the doctor give you blood pressure meds? I’ve seen you almost fall over in the subway, my doctor doesn’t give a fuck, oh man they have Froot Loop milkshakes here! oh they’re so good, do you remember Froot Loop straws? no? where were you? how can you not remember Froot Loop straws, you drink the milk with it, then you eat it, it was the prime of my life, I think you have a sugar addiction, no I just admire the audacity, the engineering of cereal into an edible straw, I mean, who thinks of that! you gotta stop checking your phone, every time you do, he wins and gets a little more ahead in the race, why should I block him? I used to do this thing when I was dating a narcissist where I would only answer his texts depending on the roll of a dice, if I rolled an even number, I text back, if it lands on an odd number, I don’t, and wait to roll again the next day, it drove him crazy because it was so random, narcs hate it when they can’t make sense of the degree of affection you have for them, it leaves them completely powerless, let’s go get coffee from that new place that opened down the street, I need something sweet.