Depression: flat Sprite
Bipolar Disorder: lemonade with peas in it
PTSD: popping boba tea
ADHD: unblended fruit smoothie
Anxiety: sparkling water
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder: any drink, but the glass fills up no matter how much you drink
Schizophrenia: no liquid, just ice cubes of different colors and flavors
Anorexia Nervosa: distilled water
Bulimia Nervosa: extra sweet iced tea
Borderline Personality Disorder: all Four Loko flavors mixed in one glass
Disasociative Identity Disorder: Froot Loop milkshake
Narcissistic Personality Disorder: water with bright food coloring
Substance Abuse Disorder: liquid sugar
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